Saturday, July 7, 2012

A nurse, a nurse, my kingdom for a nurse!

Its been a crazy week, my Mother broke her wrist on the same day that her Husband, Cliff, went into hospital for a hip replacement... And while I could take all this very seriously, I decided it would be much more fun to be a little silly!
Today we broke Cliff out of hospital. Of course my main duty was chauffer, since neither of them can drive a manual. I really dont like driving, and thats why I dont have a car, so I had to drive Cliffs car and I had to take the tunnel, Ugh! So, to take my mind off it and to give the folks a giggle, I played dress ups!




... and who doesnt like a nurse?














My Inspiration? Nurse Ratched for the hair...
 and the Louis Vuitton Nurses of course!
Marc Jacobs took his inspiration from Richard Prince, who I also adore, for his creepy take on pulp art...


...and since we are on the subject of creepy nurses, this photoshoot from Interview magazine is amazing...
Click here to see the rest of the set.


And finally, proof that I took it all the way to the hospital, a rather awkward photo...

Monday, June 25, 2012

A little something I forgot to mention about stockings.


Q:
What does Denier, Gauge, and Needle mean?

A:

Opps! I forgot to mention this in my earlier post about stockings! If you want to know more about stockings you can read about them here.

Basically denier, gauge and needle refer to the sheerness and density of the weave of the stockings.

Denier is the most common term and its still used today on modern stockings and tights. It refers to the thickness of a single thread of the yarn used. 15 denier was the original minimum thickness used, although you can get 5 denier stockings. 15 denier stockings are ultra sheer and they can also be referred to as “dress sheers”, they aren’t generally considered strong enough for day to day wear. Vintage stockings for everyday wear generally start at 30 denier, and they use multifilament thread.

Gauge and Needle are simply different ways of measuring the same thing, they measure the number of stitches in 1 ½ inches of stocking. 60 gauge equals 474 needle. So the higher the gauge the tighter the knit, its like thread count in sheets, the tighter the knit the stronger the stockings.

In dress sheers there are 3 very common combinations used, 15 denier and 51 gauge, 15 denier and 54 gauge, 15 denier and 60 gauge. With 60 gauge stockings considered the most prized, the most luxurious.
I’m going to be very honest here, I really can’t tell the difference. I’ve heard people say the 60 gauge isn’t as sheer but it feels much silkier and firmer on the leg. I’ve taken a photo of three different stockings for you, to see if you can tell which is which, but unfortunately with the autofocus on my camera its a little difficult, but see what you think...


The bottom pair 60’s, the middle 54’s and the top 51’s. All are 15 denier vintage stockings but not the same brand or age so that probably affects things too.

Tell me you love my new black diamond heels, because I adore them!!

Sunday, June 3, 2012

...and what do you wear for the Diamond Jubilee?




What does one wear for Lovely Liz's Diamond Jubilee?
 
I heart the Union Jack Shoes of course!

And a period apropriate dress wouldn't hurt! Our Queen Maj accended the throne in 1952, so this looks about right... 
Of course with the right dress, you must wear the right lingerie!
Probably best if you keep your clothes on though...
Haha, procrastination over, its back to the sewing for me, I hope you enjoyed that!
x
Simone

Sunday, May 27, 2012

But I don't have a thing to wear! Wardrobe planing with some 1960's advice.

Winter is Coming! No, I haven't watched too much Game of Thrones, here in sunny West Australia, its getting chilly. And I haven't got a thing to wear, I swear!

I'm desperately trying to halt the flurry of new season spending and credit card singing and I'm taking advice from my 1960's textbook on style, and I'm wardrobe planning.

"Have you ever looked in your closet and said "I haven't anything to wear?" Of course, you had something - your closet wasn't empty. What you really meant was that you didn't have a suitable item for a certain occasion"

Oh, right, yeah...


So, I'm taking the "Dress" challenge because...

 "A wise girl knows that, three and three can equal nine, clothing outfits"


Sure, I knew that... but to make things a little harder, I'm not going to use any black clothing items (I wear black all day at work, so I'm not so keen on wearing it for play) and I want every outfit to look as different as possible, no-one needs to know that I'm wearing the same three skirts and the same three cardigans every day!

So the items I chose for my 3 and 3:
Cardigan 1. A little bit of preppy argyle from Cue, I love it and its wool so its warm!
Cardigan 2. An old favourite my Faster Pussycat Cardi.
Cardigan 3. Something I bought last summer on Etsy, a mid-century vintage beaded number, its an Angora and Lambs Wool blend and fully lined, Yummy!

Skirt 1. I've had this for about 5 years and I wear it all the time, a vintage navy leather pencil skirt I found on Ebay.
Skirt 2. A bit of green boucle from West Australian fashionista Suzi Homemaker.
Skirt 3. I bought yesterday from Good Sammy's for $13, its pure wool and a-line with front pockets. All kinds of practical I'm just not sure how it fits with my existing wardrobe...


1.

OK, I started off with something easy, as I've worn this before.
The top is a lovely piece of vintage pink nylon with a seersucker effect that I bought at Memory Lane.
The shoes are from Wittner, I bought them for $22 on sale, and they hurt like a bitch after only a few hours shopping, oh I hate you Wittner!!
The handbag was a bit of a splash out purchase from Alannah Hill, worth every penny.

...and red is always a great highlight right?





 

2. 

Oh, so proud of myself, I bought these vintage shoes at a market last year and I've never worn them, they are olive green with an orange insert, but look, they go with my new little orange hat - only $12 at Love Couture.
The shirt is embroidered Chinese silk and the handbag is from Forever New.

Damn it, no earrings, surely a fashion faux pas already...






3.

So... this skirt doesn't go with my usual look, So I went all Navajo I understand its in right now?

With knee high leather boots, wool skirt, wool cardi and unbelievably warm wool scarf from the Country Road clearance outlet. If you wanna go do Peyote in the desert, I'm totally ready...










4.

Another tried and true favourite outfit, I got the tartan bustier from the Cotton On Clearance for $2! I doesn't fit well, but under a cardi, you can hardly tell!

My slime bag is from Dangerfield and the Union Jack shoes my Mum bought for me in the UK, love you Mum!










 

 5.

Mmm... not sure about this one, is the pussy bow scarf to much? Not sure about the bracelets either... I really should bring those creepers out more often though!









6.


I was trying to channel Ralph Lauren, I think there is something kinda Ralph about this skirt... but those shoes? Really? Purple?

FAIL



7.

Ah... and then things continue to go down hill, the cardi, skirt and leopard print singlet - that I made - yay! Too easy, they go together just dandy.
The massive mint green vintage earrings? No!
Pink glitter wedges? HELL NO!
Jesus!

 

 

 

 

 

8.

Hold on, I think I'm back on track, this lovely vintage nylon top is all pin tucks and diamante's and it just arrived from the US yesterday. I love you etsy! Teamed with my Kiss Me Quick torsollette, worn throughout, its just dishy!

Oh and I cant forget my Marc by Marc Jacob heels, bought on sale of course!






9.

Here we have it folks, absolute and irrefutable proof that 3 and 3 does not make 9, three and three makes 6! because this skirt and this cardi are never, ever going to go together!!

So its all justifiable, the unending wardrobe choices, the bargain hunting and vintage stalking, the "I've got nothing to wear" dilemmas...









My next problem? What am I going to wear to church...



Wednesday, February 29, 2012

DIY - Showgirl Stockings!

This is one for all the crafty people and the DIY burlesque ladies. 

Prompted by a question posted on a burlesque forum, Where can you get showgirl stockings, the type that appear to have no band around the top and come all the way up under your butt?

I actually don’t know where you can buy them, but I know how to make them!
In fact I've been making them for years, it’s a great way to resurrect a pair of fishnet tights that have... err... given out, in the crotch, it happens to us all! Or, because stockings don’t come in the variety of colours that tights do, you can have some crazy patterned or coloured stockings that no-one else has. 
 














 These are some that I made a long time ago, but they are still my favourites!

 The Tutorial

Step 1. Choose your tights! 
I havent tried working with opaques or stockings, the ladder factor does concern me, but since these are showgirl tights, fishnets are definitely the go. If you’re really tall and you want them to gather a little or roll down at the top, buy the biggest size you can get, you can always make them shorter.

Step 2. Get cutting.
Cut just below the crotch, use sharp scissors and  long snips. Too easy.

Step 3. Choose your elastic.
I use what I call "knicker" elastic; there are heaps of different kinds available. Elastic that stretches further feels thicker and quickly returns to shape, like the black one I chose is going to fit firmer around the thigh. So its more secure. I also chose some vintage silver lame elastic, just for fun.

Step 4. Cut the elastic.
to judge the length just wrap the elastic around your thigh, you don’t want it too tight, just what feels comfortable. Add 2cm for overlap and cut 2 lengths. Then you want to sew the ends together to make circles of elastic. This bit I find is easier said than done.



Step 5. Get stitching.
Pot the elastic around the top of your tights, stretch them out and pin them down at regular intervals, this helps you to get the gathering even. I sew it on twice to get a better finish, so, sew it on first frilly side down the leg.
Just use a basic zigzag stitch.
 Once you've done that, turn the frill up and sew again.

 And ta-da! You’re done! You can add bows or pompom's or diamantes’ to your heart’s content but I'll leave that up to your discretion!

*** EDIT***

Due to popular request, from all the non-sewing lasses, you can now buy showgirl stockings here!



Monday, November 28, 2011

Stockings - More than you ever wanted to know!


Stockings 101
I have an admission to make, I have a stocking fetish... Only a little one, only about 60 pairs at the moment – it has been over 100, I’m in recovery! 
Just a small part of the collection!

I have noticed that the art of wearing stockings is a dying one, so I thought I might try to educate anyone who might be interested. Plus its getting too hot to wear them here so I have to prolong the pleasure somehow, and talking about them is nearly as good as wearing them.

Firstly, stockings go up to mid-thigh and stop there, they need garters to hold them up, if they go all the way up to the waist they are pantihose or tights. I’ve noticed that pantihose is a term usually used for plain sheers (see-through) and tights for opaques (not see-through) and patterns.

I’m going to ignore hold-up’s (horrid things) they generally have a silicone band and hold themselves up by gripping the flesh. Ugh!

So, here we go, everything a pin-up lass or boudoir belle needs to know about wearing, buying and looking after stockings

Wearing stockings – Garter belts and girdles.

I’ve noticed a whole heap of mainstream lingerie ranges coming out with garter belts, otherwise known as suspender belts or “suspies”, beware, beware and be careful what you buy!

Modern suspenders tend to have very small or narrow garter clips, quite often made of plastic. They are very pretty and perfectly suitable if you only intend to wear them for 30mins or so... If your looking for all day/evening wear, these baby’s will drive you crazy, unhooking themselves at all the inappropriate moments.

Look for wide, retro style clips with a metal hook and a rubbery tab for best results.

Don’t fall for plastic boning. Lots of modern garters, like cheap bustier’s, are made with thin plastic boning, you might think they’re going to hold you in and give you a pretty shape and they probably will, while you stand in the fitting room. Just don’t sit down, ever. Plastic boning changes its shape, causing strange divots and bumps and digging into the skin, not good, not comfortable either. I stick on the safe side and don’t trust any boning; I rip it out if I have too!

For comfort and ease choose retro shaped garter belts, sitting on the waist, they have thick bands and fit tight. I recommend 6 garter clips for the best result but 4 is fine, more than 6 and your heading into fetish territory which is perfectly fine if that’s where you want to go!

Personally, for day to day wear, I go for the roll-on girdle every time. Stretchy, flattering and foolproof!  A girdle is basically a tight stretchy skirt, but really short. You can get panty girdles and shorty ones, in modern jargon we’re talking “shapewear”. I’m not just blowing smoke here but my “More than a Date” girdle is the best I’ve ever worn, I designed it because I knew what I was looking for and plenty of lasses have agreed with me on this one. Comfortable, flattering, keeps your stockings up and your seams straight! Perfect!
“Roll – on” means there are no hooks or zips, you fold the top half over the bottom half, step in, and pull up. Rolling the top half back up again to your waist. Fastenings are bulky, roll-ons are smooth.

Putting them on

Please for the love of nylon, don’t put your toe in the top end and pull, I’ve seen it done, the world is full of heathens!!  Put your thumbs into the opening and gather the stocking up with your fingers until you reach the toe and then slip your wee foot in.

If your wearing seams, make sure you keep the seam straight as you gather, as your pulling the stocking up your leg, keep your little fingers on the seam so you can position it up the back of your leg as you go. Then check your handy work in a mirror, you’ll get good at it over time!

When putting on super fine and full fashioned stockings its always recommended that you wear gloves to avoid snagging them on your nails.

When wearing full fashioned stockings I find its easier if your legs are freshly shaven and well moisturised, the stockings cling to your legs and stay up better, but you will need to get your seams straight the first time, because they are hard to move!

Stockings can make your feet slippery in your shoes, spraying the bottom of your stockinged feet with hairspray can help with this.

When your happy with your seams, its time to clip them in place. There is no easy way to do the back garter clips, I’ve heard people recommend sitting down for it, but I do it standing, see how you go. Always keep your clips and straps straight. Twisted clips will dig into your skin like a bitch! Trust me, I have scars, I learnt the hard way.

Oh, and wear your knickers over your suspender belt! Its smoother under your clothes, its easier to go to the bathroom and in the boudoir or the back of the car, you can keep the stockings on but get those panties off, hot!

In the 1950’s sweater girls liked to wear their stockings inside out – to make the seams more prominent – its not a fashion that translates, please wear your stockings the right way in, fuzzy edges go on the inside.
Also, if your wearing a mock Cuban or French heels, the detail goes on the heel, over your achilles, not half way up your calf. I’ve argued with models over this, trust me I’m right, read the next part on vintage stockings and you’ll see why.

Stockings too long? I have this problem all the time, roll the tops down before you clip them into place.

Buying Stockings

There are heaps of places to buy stockings if you know where to look! 

In desperation, there are always the adult shops, the quality is poor and the price is high, so only if your desperate. They primarily stock Leg Avenue and Music Legs here in Australia, choose Leg Avenue over Music Legs, but they are both pretty bad.

Lingerie stores generally have something, the ranges are small and the quality mimics the quality of the lingerie they sell.

Department stores vary, sometimes they are great, sometimes they aren’t. It just depends whats in vogue. Prices are generally high.

I buy 99% of my stockings online from the UK. I don’t know why but they are so much cheaper in the UK and the ranges are amazing. I’m currently addicted to www.stockingsHQ.com and I totally recommend them, range is great, service is great, price is great!

I buy my vintage stockings online too, but I’m not telling you where! 

Vintage and Full Fashioned Stockings

If you want to get that period look right or for the touch of fine nylon, you want full fashioned stockings. They are oh so sexy, but they are not easy, or cheap, you’ve been warned...


Full Fashioned Stockings debuted in the 1939 Worlds Fair, they were made of the latest discovery from DuPont, Nylon.  Nylon stockings went into production slowly and there availability was severely hampered by WWII, owning them was restricted to movie stars and wealthy socialites. Attributing to their cult status I’m sure. They are still in production to this day, made on the same machines, the same way. 

Prior to this time ladies mostly wore silk and knitted cotton stockings, and they fastened them with garters (not a garter belt, but garters like those tossed at weddings, bands around the thigh). So if you want to reproduce a 20’s or 30’s look, sheer nylon is not the way to go, its something that really bothers me in period films and TV...
Gingers Snaps!

Full Fashioned stockings are non-stretch, they are woven flat and shaped like a woman’s leg, then they are stitched down the back. They don’t feel anything like modern stockings. The non-stretch quality does produce two “problems”, bagging at the knees and wrinkling at the ankles. I actually savour both of these qualities as proof of “the real thing”. You might not!

Dolly wears a rather trashed pair of modern FF stockings with a cuban heel
There are several other qualities known only in true full fashioned stockings, they have a reinforced toe, foot and heel. Heel shapes can vary, the most common are French or point heels and Cuban or square finished heels. 

They have small “spider tracks” on either side of the seam where stitches have been dropped or added to create shape. Also, at the welt (the reinforced top) there is a “key hole” finish at the seam, the hole goes on the inside. Some stockings are stamped on the welt, this goes on the outside of the left thigh.

If you want to really impress me (of course I have admirers who want to send me stockings, ha!) The holy grail for me is nude, black foot stockings with a large key hole, preferably vintage, Cuban heel, in a 9... just so you know!

Whats Blackfoot? Its when the reinforced toe, foot, heel and the stitching in the seam, are in black. Also known as high contrast.

How does vintage sizing work? Vintage stockings are generally sized 8 through to 11, this corresponds to the length of your foot in inches. You should get them a little bigger to allow room for your toes to move, or you’ll rip straight through them. When you put them on, leave a bit of length at the toe, kind of like putting on a condom... oh dear... Vintage sellers will often also list the length of the stockings, vintage stockings are really short, so check this if your tall. They may also be described as “Opera Length” That also means long. Coloured bands at the welt, can indicate extra length or width, or as with my black ones with hot pink bands, it means they are genuine Schiaparelli! 

Be careful when buying vintage, I don’t think sellers lie, they just don’t know. They often list FF stockings as 1930’s or 1940’s. 1930’s is impossible, 1940’s is very unlikely. FF stockings still accounted for 5% of the stocking market in Britain in the 1970’s! But if they still look like FF stockings, and the price is right, buy them! One thing I really look for is the texture of the stocking itself, it should be smooth not crepe. These crepe finish stockings are known as mesh stockings, they are later in date, and not as nice. So many pin-up girls buy crepe finished or matte finished faux FF stockings for photo shoots, ladies, you can do better!

RHT: Means reinforced heel and toe, seamless, they are a fetish all of their own, just not one that’s really fashionable right now, maybe you can bring it back!
Mesh RHT stockings from the 60/70's
Stockings marked “irregulars” or “imperfects” are just that, the factories that still make FF stockings often sell off irregulars now just as they did in the past. I’ve never bought them but I have a friend who has and couldn’t find any problems with them. They are often much cheaper new, although vintage sellers tend to ignore this.

Washing Stockings

Ok, this is my big flaw with my stockings, I often just chuck them in the wash with everything else, usually I’ll add the luxury of a delicate cycle and a wash bag... This is criminal, and just plain lazy!!

Even worse I do know how to wash them properly, so today I’m washing 2 pairs of vintage stockings, properly!

I always believe in washing vintage stockings before wear, they can be so delicate and I don’t want them to just fall apart due to a build up of dust in the fibres, plus any spring I can put in them is good!
Today I’m trialling a delicate wash solution from The Laundress, I got this from www.dirtyprettythings.com, they also sell Cervin Stockings at a good price, yummy!


To avoid snagging your stockings you can hand wash them with gloves on, or put them in a jar, like I do! Shake and rinse, easy!




When drying, don’t hang them on the line, they snag on the pegs and flap around grabbing anything else they can get. The vintage method is to roll them up in a fluffy towel OR press between 2 towels with a rolling pin! I don’t own a rolling pin (shock, horror) so I tried the first method. It was pretty good, but they still felt a little damp to me, so I’ve hung over a rail in the bathroom! 



















...and I think thats it! Possibly everything I know about stockings! I hope it was useful!